bennett stole my entire box of pasta (uncooked) while i was standing right next to him (reading the recipe) and ripped it open & dumped it on the floor.
that was about 20 minutes after he took 1/2 thawed pork chops out of the fridge, opened the ziploc bag, and dumped them (nasty slimy juice and all) onto my kitchen floor.
i don't understand.
i had him outside this morning, he had a friend over ...
bennett stole my entire box of pasta (uncooked) while i was standing right next to him (reading the recipe) and ripped it open & dumped it on the floor.
that was about 20 minutes after he took 1/2 thawed pork chops out of the fridge, opened the ziploc bag, and dumped them (nasty slimy juice and all) onto my kitchen floor.
i don't understand.
i had him outside this morning, he had a friend over ...
bennett stole my entire box of pasta (uncooked) while i was standing right next to him (reading the recipe) and ripped it open & dumped it on the floor.
that was about 20 minutes after he took 1/2 thawed pork chops out of the fridge, opened the ziploc bag, and dumped them (nasty slimy juice and all) onto my kitchen floor.
i don't understand.
i had him outside this morning, he had a friend over ...
i thought he was bored so he was causing trouble.
now i just think he's awful.
Holy cow
I would be chugging
I'm sorry (((hugs)))
i feel the need to say that i was standing right next to him because i feel like people think i just neglect him and that's how he gets into trouble.
he pulls this shit even when i'm talking to him..... looking at him.
the pork chop thing happened while i was getting caroline settled on the couch with an ice pack on her head (she bumped it on a door knob)
bennett stole my entire box of pasta (uncooked) while i was standing right next to him (reading the recipe) and ripped it open & dumped it on the floor.
that was about 20 minutes after he took 1/2 thawed pork chops out of the fridge, opened the ziploc bag, and dumped them (nasty slimy juice and all) onto my kitchen floor.
i don't understand.
i had him outside this morning, he had a friend over ...
i thought he was bored so he was causing trouble.
now i just think he's awful.
Holy cow
I would be chugging
I'm sorry (((hugs)))
i feel the need to say that i was standing right next to him because i feel like people think i just neglect him and that's how he gets into trouble.
he pulls this shit even when i'm talking to him..... looking at him.
the pork chop thing happened while i was getting caroline settled on the couch with an ice pack on her head (she bumped it on a door knob)
Trust me I definitely know all about kids getting in trouble in front of your face.
bennett stole my entire box of pasta (uncooked) while i was standing right next to him (reading the recipe) and ripped it open & dumped it on the floor.
that was about 20 minutes after he took 1/2 thawed pork chops out of the fridge, opened the ziploc bag, and dumped them (nasty slimy juice and all) onto my kitchen floor.
i don't understand.
i had him outside this morning, he had a friend over ...
i thought he was bored so he was causing trouble.
now i just think he's awful.
Holy cow
I would be chugging
I'm sorry (((hugs)))
i feel the need to say that i was standing right next to him because i feel like people think i just neglect him and that's how he gets into trouble.
he pulls this shit even when i'm talking to him..... looking at him.
the pork chop thing happened while i was getting caroline settled on the couch with an ice pack on her head (she bumped it on a door knob)
Trust me I definitely know all about kids getting in trouble in front of your face.
i can't get over this peanut butter, jelly, butter concoction that was posted in the lunch thread.
This cracks me up. I don't like soggy bread on the one side but peanut butter on both sides is too many calories. So I put a very light spread of I can't believe it's not butter light and all of you weirdos freak out. ;)
i can't get over this peanut butter, jelly, butter concoction that was posted in the lunch thread.
me either. I googled it to see if I had made it wrong my whole life. Nope.
Just PB and J.
Now a Fluffernutter sandwhich I could go for though or PBJ and fluff.
I laughed when it said fluffernutter was nominated to be MAs state sandwich
that is b/c the factory is in *i think* woburn.
yum.
when i lived in missouri the grocery store (piggly wiggly-lmfao) didn't have fluff in the aisle with the pb.
so i asked and they had NO idea wtf it was.
i said "you know...to make fluffernutter sandwiches."
so the guy got on the p.a. system and said "this here girl is lookin' to make herself a fluffernutter sandwich" and everyone started laughing hysterically.
then they informed me it was marshmallow creme and was kept with the cake mixes because it is only used in baking.
See this is totally weird to me. I think I have had marshmallow creme twice in my life and it's because I used it to make a fruit dip. I have never had a "fluffernutter sandwich." That cracks me up.