Funny things they've said lately...

Juni · Guru

Funny things they've said lately...

kris · Guru

we were snuggling before bed one night last week and one of those creepy Burger King commercials came on with that BK mascot you know, this guy.

Jake said "look mom, it's Jesus!"

and he was completely serious!

Cuppycake · Guru

Omg.

These have me ROLLING.

Hannah asked in the parking lot of school last week if it hurt to have a baby. I told her it did and she said, "Is that because I came out of your butthole? Omg. Did you push me out your poop track?" Not what you want to have your child start asking about in the church parking lot, when you are literally in the MIDDLE of dropping her off.

First of all, no. But secondly, poop track? Keepin' it classy, with the ladylike wording I tell ya.

Jo · Guru

Kyle: I'm going to go to school at kindergarten.
Kevin: I'm going to school at the tomato garden.

Kyle asking about clouds: Sometime can we go on top of the clouds?
Me: When we fly on a plane again we might have a chance to go through the clouds.
Kyle: No, not through the clouds, I want to stand on top of the clouds.
Me: Well, we can't stand on the clouds because the clouds are not hard, they are made of moisture kind of like steam (struggling to explain it at this point).
Kyle: But Mickey Mouse can stand and walk on the clouds.

mctex · Guru

Just this past weekend, when we were all sick...

A: Um, I just thought I had to fart, but it was something else.
Me: Like what?
A: It's like I peed, but it came out my butt.

kris · Guru

mctex wrote:

Just this past weekend, when we were all sick...

A: Um, I just thought I had to fart, but it was something else.
Me: Like what?
A: It's like I peed, but it came out my butt.

OMG that is so hilarious (and disgusting at the same time!).

Sonya · Guru

I'm lmao at Alexandra. Poor sweetie.

Josie has us laughing all the time, whether we want to be or not.

The other night, Charlie was scolding her about being silly at naptime at daycare and while he was frowning at her, she was grinning like a total goof ball. Charlie turned to me and said "I'm trying to be mad at her but I can't help smiling".

Join the club, Charlie. She's ridiculously funny and it is so hard to stay mad at her.

I wish I could remember half of the things she says.

Cuppycake · Guru

mctex wrote:

Just this past weekend, when we were all sick...

A: Um, I just thought I had to fart, but it was something else.
Me: Like what?
A: It's like I peed, but it came out my butt.

omg.

poor baby!

to say I'm lmao sounds completely inappropriate, but ykwim.