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supergrover


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Date: Feb 22, 2010
A story for Kristi :)
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I know you tend to love these.

We'll call today "entitlement Monday" here at the university.

About an hour ago, a student awkwardly lingers at my door until I finally ask her to come in.  She says,

"I'm wondering about condoms.  Do you have ones besides the ones at the front  desk?  Those aren't extra large."

Me "there is quite a variety if you look in there, but those are all we have for free condoms"

Student "I didn't know if you had like another batch for people who asked"

Me "no, not for free condoms"

Student:  "is there someone I can complain to about that?"

Happy Monday.

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kdrew


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OMG!!! So funny!

Did you tell her that she can complain to her parents that she's not getting enough spending money for condoms, or better yet you could give them a call.

That would have shut her up.

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Sonya


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omg. so funny.

i'm so scared I'm raising brats like this.

Mike got an email from a student:

Wednesday:
Zoe:
"Me and Zaba (my roomate) we wondering what the homework is for latin class"

Mike:
"The homework is listed on the handout I gave you on the first day. I'm attaching it."

Friday (replying to the same email):
Zoe:
"Hi Professor F, could you tell Zaba and I what the homework is for today."

Mike:
"Scroll down on this email and look at the handout I told you to look at on Wednesday."



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kdrew


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Oh Sonya, your husband must be a saint.

could.not.deal.

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Sonya


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oh, he doesn't deal. he is slowly losing his mind.



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Sara


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omg, lmfao!!

and sonya i could not imagine teaching them. :ahh

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3s_a_crowd


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sooo funny. Tell her to go to walmart. LOL

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