Saturday Chatter

Sonya · Guru

Saturday Chatter

Sonya · Guru

This is a riot:
http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

Sonya · Guru

My first kiss was so crazy awkward.

It was with a friend at my cottage. We were drinking, he tried to kiss me, I kept thinking, this is the stupidest thing ever, why would i want someone elses tongue in my mouth so I burst out laughing.

Hey, if you ever want to make a teenage boy never talk to you again, fall down laughing when he tries to kiss you. Needless to say, that was our last date.

I'm smooth like that.

Sonya · Guru

i need to make a plan for today. Mike is away at a town about 2.5 hours from here. We were going to go but couldn't because of all the moving stuff. He took the bus up but it took forever so I'm considering going to get him.

It means a long drive for the kids. I was thinking we could go to the wildlife park half way there and then go get him. But now the weather doesn't look great.

Plus I have 20 million things to do here.

Ahhhhh. I don't know what to do.

Sonya · Guru

My diva:

Sonya · Guru

I don't know where to start. So much to do. Someone come have coffee with me?

muffy · Guru

first kiss...

i was 15, friday night after a basketball game. it was cold, snowing - november?

i was a soph, the guy was mike, a senior and the school photographer. he was shooting the game. he was into the preppy/punk scene - rats tail and all. i was a prep, so that punk edge he had made him kinda a bad boy LOL.

he drove an old dodge dart with little kings bottlecaps for the radio knobs. i was so excited to sit in the car with him.

we stopped in a mcdonalds drive thru and got a few hamburgers. then drove to the back corner of the country club parking lot to "make out". we ate the burgers, and the rolling stones were playing undercover of the night. he was a bit funny - he jumped out in the freezing and whirling snowstorm onto the hood of his car and was dancing, but his sperry top sliders made him slip LMAO!

so he came back inside and...

muffy · Guru

your diva is too precious!!!!

Sonya · Guru

muffy wrote:

first kiss...

i was 15, friday night after a basketball game. it was cold, snowing - november?

i was a soph, the guy was mike, a senior and the school photographer. he was shooting the game. he was into the preppy/punk scene - rats tail and all. i was a prep, so that punk edge he had made him kinda a bad boy LOL.

he drove an old dodge dart with little kings bottlecaps for the radio knobs. i was so excited to sit in the car with him.

we stopped in a mcdonalds drive thru and got a few hamburgers. then drove to the back corner of the country club parking lot to "make out". we ate the burgers, and the rolling stones were playing undercover of the night. he was a bit funny - he jumped out in the freezing and whirling snowstorm onto the hood of his car and was dancing, but his sperry top sliders made him slip LMAO!

so he came back inside and...

That's a great story! It's like John Hughes was using you as inspiration!

apies · Guru

i'm cracking up at emily right now.

i always give them a little bowl of dry cereal to snack on when they wake up so that i can wake up with my coffee before breakfast.

emily always asks for more and i tell her NO. sometimes she gets pushy about it, but she knows the rule is that she gets 1 bowl.

she was just eating her rice krispies and she said, "mom, i get no more of this or my butt go in time out."

lmfao

i guess i got my point across.

Sonya · Guru

lmao. that is hilarious, April. She's a smart girl. I wish that kind of thing would work here.

apies · Guru

Sonya wrote:

Good morning!

When was your first real kiss?

ugh.

i guess with my junior year boyfriend.

i was one of my only friends without a serious boyfriend and my friend from another school set us up. he was nice and very sweet and gracious and so perfect in every way - except that he was a pretty big nerd and i was not physically attracted to him in anyway.

blech

i spent 9 months with him before i dumped him just out of the clear blue. i crushed that poor guy b/c he didn't see it coming.

anyway, all of that was to say that i know my first real "passionate" kiss was with him, but i don't have ANY memory of it at all.

now with my next boyfriend - who i consider my hs sweetheart and we dated all senior year, i could definitely tell you...lets just say i couldn't drive home right away because ALL the windows in the car were totally fogged over. :tongue:

apies · Guru

Sonya wrote:

My first kiss was so crazy awkward.

It was with a friend at my cottage. We were drinking, he tried to kiss me, I kept thinking, this is the stupidest thing ever, why would i want someone elses tongue in my mouth so I burst out laughing.

Hey, if you ever want to make a teenage boy never talk to you again, fall down laughing when he tries to kiss you. Needless to say, that was our last date.

I'm smooth like that.

omg!

lmao

that is awesome.

apies · Guru

Sonya wrote:

i need to make a plan for today. Mike is away at a town about 2.5 hours from here. We were going to go but couldn't because of all the moving stuff. He took the bus up but it took forever so I'm considering going to get him.

It means a long drive for the kids. I was thinking we could go to the wildlife park half way there and then go get him. But now the weather doesn't look great.

Plus I have 20 million things to do here.

Ahhhhh. I don't know what to do.

oh dang, that stinks.

is there nothing else on the way where you could stop?

apies · Guru

Sonya wrote:

I don't know where to start. So much to do. Someone come have coffee with me?

:wave:

we ARE having coffee together right now. :) the power of the internets.

i LOVE the pics of jo. she is SO adorable. emily always puts her sunglasses on upside down too.

apies · Guru

muffy wrote:

first kiss...

i was 15, friday night after a basketball game. it was cold, snowing - november?

i was a soph, the guy was mike, a senior and the school photographer. he was shooting the game. he was into the preppy/punk scene - rats tail and all. i was a prep, so that punk edge he had made him kinda a bad boy LOL.

he drove an old dodge dart with little kings bottlecaps for the radio knobs. i was so excited to sit in the car with him.

we stopped in a mcdonalds drive thru and got a few hamburgers. then drove to the back corner of the country club parking lot to "make out". we ate the burgers, and the rolling stones were playing undercover of the night. he was a bit funny - he jumped out in the freezing and whirling snowstorm onto the hood of his car and was dancing, but his sperry top sliders made him slip LMAO!

so he came back inside and...

LOL!

awesome story.

but i have to admit that the thought of making out right after eating those burgers with that burger flavor and onion residue in your mouth is making me :puke: a little.

apies · Guru

Sonya wrote:

lmao. that is hilarious, April. She's a smart girl. I wish that kind of thing would work here.

she is a mimicking monkey. that is for sure.

the stuff that comes out of her mouth at jake, omg. i have to be so careful. she is constantly trying to mother him. my mom's husband said "jake, i feel bad for you. you have 2 moms!"

Sonya · Guru

i still haven't decided what to do.

i really don't want to go but i also don't want mike to have to take the bus again.

hmmmm.

what are you doing today, April? (i love the internets!)

muffy · Guru

apies wrote:

muffy wrote:

first kiss...

i was 15, friday night after a basketball game. it was cold, snowing - november?

i was a soph, the guy was mike, a senior and the school photographer. he was shooting the game. he was into the preppy/punk scene - rats tail and all. i was a prep, so that punk edge he had made him kinda a bad boy LOL.

he drove an old dodge dart with little kings bottlecaps for the radio knobs. i was so excited to sit in the car with him.

we stopped in a mcdonalds drive thru and got a few hamburgers. then drove to the back corner of the country club parking lot to "make out". we ate the burgers, and the rolling stones were playing undercover of the night. he was a bit funny - he jumped out in the freezing and whirling snowstorm onto the hood of his car and was dancing, but his sperry top sliders made him slip LMAO!

so he came back inside and...

LOL!
awesome story.
but i have to admit that the thought of making out right after eating those burgers with that burger flavor and onion residue in your mouth is making me :puke: a little.

i remember sucking down that coke and swishing it discreetly around trying to get rid of the hamburger yuk... but we both had ketchup breath so it was OK!

Sonya · Guru

Poor jake with two moms. lol.