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*~~@ a party for my vagina @~~*
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LMAO!!!!

So my gyneo convinced me to have "vaginal rejuvination therapy" because i do a lot of running and if my perineum is not in good shape the jolting can cause my organs to fall. (ugh at the thought)

well, they do an initial screening with a wand, pretty much like the vag u/s wand, where you do kegels and they test the muscle strength.

mine was off the charts.

this young 20 something nurse was shocked. she tested me twice to be sure lmao!  where most ladies test around 10-15, i tested 37 and 35.

she said i had the vagina of a teenager LMFAO!!!

texted bertrand and told him he was a lucky guy wink

(seriously though, i do think that running and pilates/yoga - anything you do to exercise your "core" is very helpful)



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so, does that mean you aren't getting the rejuvenation after all? lmao.

hmmmm, i am wondering what the proper response is to this news... i guess congratulations! biggrin

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you dont have to say anything LOL!  i just find the whole thing funny!  

the call it a "re-animation" and it is something that all women here who give birth vaginally are supposed to do - its not surgery or anything, you go twice a week for 5 weeks and they have you do kegels and other exercises to tighten things up.

do they do this on the US?  i find it weird and hilarious at the same time!


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LOL, congratulations!

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That's funny!

Can't you just do kegels at home by yourself?

I'm wondering why you have to go somewhere to do it.

Congrats on your teen hoohah.

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Can I just say I was worried about opening this at work, lmao

Good job, Megan! (lmao)

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aha! i was picturing one of those frightening vagina surgeries ala dr. 90210 (do they have that show in lux??)

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muffy wrote:

you dont have to say anything LOL!  i just find the whole thing funny!


the call it a "re-animation" and it is something that all women here who give birth vaginally are supposed to do - its not surgery or anything, you go twice a week for 5 weeks and they have you do kegels and other exercises to tighten things up.

do they do this on the US?  i find it weird and hilarious at the same time!

 



it really should be called "revagination".  congrats on your tight vag!

 



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The title of this post had me LMAO! Bertrand is a lucky man!

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muffy wrote:

you dont have to say anything LOL!  i just find the whole thing funny!  


the call it a "re-animation" and it is something that all women here who give birth vaginally are supposed to do - its not surgery or anything, you go twice a week for 5 weeks and they have you do kegels and other exercises to tighten things up.

do they do this on the US?  i find it weird and hilarious at the same time!



 i'm pretty sure they do NOT do this in the US, i've never heard of it and it IS hilarious!



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I love this post...congratulations ;)



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LMAO Hooray for the tight vag!

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This is the funniest thing I ever heard. I have never heard of this either. Very interesting though. Have fun and enjoy your your v. area :)

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