1. WHY does my tummy have to look 6 mos preggo and to make it worse it wiggles around and i can pull on the flab? at least a "real" 6 mos preggo tum is firm
2. how could i have forgotten those first black, tar-like, gooey meconium baby shits? soooo gross! 3 so far, i hope she is done
3. and while on topic... why is my first bowel movement such a momentous occasion? i could have wept for joy at that little brown floater in the bowl....