for anyone who didn't see it on fb yesterday, i asked him "how much do i love you?" and he answered "1, 2, 3, 4, 5." i laughed so hard that now he always says that.
i was pretending to drop him off my bed onto his head last week and he said "mom, that's not cool!"
She was looking out the window at the snowman across the street: "Does that snowman have a button nose? does he have toal eyes?"
The other night in the bath she was singing this: "I love penises! I love penises" Mike came running in and asked if it was what he thought she was saying. it was. SHOOT ME.
She does this dance where she sings "I a gummy bear, a gummy bear! Wiggle wiggle wiggle" and she wiggles her bum - a freaking riot.
So many more. I really need to make sure I write them down.
one day in the car ride home from school, i kept asking jake about school and he kept answering "bobby." just to be a pita.
so then i said, "is your name bobby?" and he said, "call me bobby" so i said, "ok bobby."
now, ALL.THE.TIME. i say, "call me bobby" and he says, "OK BOBBY!" lmao. it is seriously so funny and adorable. i also put in other names after that - "call me olivia." "ok olivia!" etc.
