Tuesday Chat

Sonya · Guru

Tuesday Chat

Sonya · Guru

Let's see...

When I was working at the IT school (the 2 thumbs up school, we'll call it), Mike and I were seriously dating/living together. One of my fellow instructors had a friend who was a student (one of my students). The student was interested in me and the other instructor told him to ask me out. (asswipe).

I was happily working at my desk when the student came to the door and asked to see me. Our desks were right against a glass window right next to the door. I forgot my badge on the desk and went out.

He asked me out. I was wildly uncomfortable and was frantically pulling on the door to get back in (no badge) and my coworkers (asswipes) were dying laughing at their desks and no one would help me. I was trying to explain nicely how I really couldn't go out with him all the while banging on the door to escape. It was awesome.

lmao.

sbucking · Guru

Morning!

The one that pops to mind was for Sadie's senior year. If you don't have Sadie's it's a girl ask boy dance. Well, I was a dateless wonder in high school. Too shy to even talk to boys. So I call my BFF and tell her I decided I was going to ask BC to this dance. She says to do it, he'll for sure say yes, yada, yada, yada......So I ask and he turns me down. I found out later that BFF had called before me to tell him she wanted to ask him and to turn me down. I suppose everything happens for a reason.

Sonya · Guru

Good morning, Stacey. That sucks. Nice BFF. :headshakingguy

sappy · Guru

hmmm....

dan and i were dating (very early into our relationship,maybe 3 months) and he was eating grapes. we jokingly decided to share a grape. he had it like half in his mouth so i went to bite "my" half.

i totally bit his lip.

i.was.horrified.

it took me a looooong time (years) to get over feeling to stupid about that.

i can't believe i'm sharing this.

Sonya · Guru

lmao sara. That's so cute.

He must have thought it was funny, right?

sappy · Guru

Sonya wrote:

lmao sara. That's so cute.

He must have thought it was funny, right?

he was sweet about it. he totally laughed.

sappy · Guru

i've gotten a lot done already today. it feels good.

i got up & had coffee w/dan at 6 before he went to work.

i did dishes (the ones i was too lazy to do last night)

the home health nurse was here already.

i made breakfast & fed the kids.

sent some true blood flair on fb furious

a good morning so far biggrin

Sonya · Guru

I'm at the house again today.

My tiler is making a huge racket nailing down the subfloor. I'm a gallon short on coffee right now and it's giving me a huge headache. He asked if I could help with something in a bit so I don't want to leave to go get more.

happylib · Guru

The story I remember most was when I was dating BB. He was into cooking and would make all sorts of things for us to eat. I was living at my parents house even though I was a freshman in college. He came over and was making some mexican type of dish and was in the kitchen cutting up the jalapenos, tomatoes, lettuce, etc. to go in it. He put it in the oven and went to the bathroom. He came out and was sitting next to me and his eyes kept watering. I asked him what was wrong. Apparently it's not a good idea for a guy to cut up jalapenos and then touch Mr. Happy to go to the bathroom. He was in pain for a while.

And yes, I may seem mean but I find that somewhat fitting since he had the problem keeping it where it belonged.

And Sara, I did the same thing with the grape and it was also with BB. :hi5:

happylib · Guru

Sonya wrote:

I'm at the house again today.

My tiler is making a huge racket nailing down the subfloor. I'm a gallon short on coffee right now and it's giving me a huge headache. He asked if I could help with something in a bit so I don't want to leave to go get more.

So if you help does that mean you get to have a reduced bill. biggrin

Sonya · Guru

happylib wrote:

The story I remember most was when I was dating BB. He was into cooking and would make all sorts of things for us to eat. I was living at my parents house even though I was a freshman in college. He came over and was making some mexican type of dish and was in the kitchen cutting up the jalapenos, tomatoes, lettuce, etc. to go in it. He put it in the oven and went to the bathroom. He came out and was sitting next to me and his eyes kept watering. I asked him what was wrong. Apparently it's not a good idea for a guy to cut up jalapenos and then touch Mr. Happy to go to the bathroom. He was in pain for a while. And yes, I may seem mean but I find that somewhat fitting since he had the problem keeping it where it belonged.

And Sara, I did the same thing with the grape and it was also with BB. :hi5:

lmao

my bil did the same thing. He came rushing out of the bathroom and told my sister that somethign was seriously wrong. she asked if he washed his hands before he peed. he said "no, i normally do that after". It took him a long time to figure it out while she laughed and laughed (she's nice like that).

Sonya · Guru

happylib wrote:

Sonya wrote:

I'm at the house again today.

My tiler is making a huge racket nailing down the subfloor. I'm a gallon short on coffee right now and it's giving me a huge headache. He asked if I could help with something in a bit so I don't want to leave to go get more.

So if you help does that mean you get to have a reduced bill.

Oh, i am just praying they don't add on to the bill. It is crazy how complicated it is and how many cuts they have to make.

Thankfully, this guy is really nice.

3s_a_crowd · Guru

gm. I cant think of anything at the moment for dating stories. I know I probably embarrassed myself tons so Ill think about it.

Today is going to be another long day. K woke up at 130 and threw up on her pillow. Then later she came in my bed at like 4 and threw up, (luckily it made it in a bowl)

Shes asleep in my bed now.

But Raym got up at 630 for the day so Im hoping everyones REALLY tired where I can get a nap in.

happylib · Guru

3s_a_crowd wrote:

gm. I cant think of anything at the moment for dating stories. I know I probably embarrassed myself tons so Ill think about it.

Today is going to be another long day. K woke up at 130 and threw up on her pillow. Then later she came in my bed at like 4 and threw up, (luckily it made it in a bowl)

Shes asleep in my bed now.

But Raym got up at 630 for the day so Im hoping everyones REALLY tired where I can get a nap in.

Oh no! I hope your household becomes well soon. You have had more than you share. I hope you get your nap too.

FoxyRoxy · Guru

GM!!

Alex and I met when we were auditioning for a play. He got to play a spanish colonist (like Christopher Columbus) and he had a wig and makeup. On opening night my parents were there to see me and I took them backstage to meet him. He was wearing a skirt, makeup and a wig!!!

He met my mom, dad, granma and grandpa. Afterward I keep telling him that i was sorry that I ruin their first impression. But as I said before I love his sense of humor so he just gave a hug to my mom and said: "I'm not like this I truly love your daughter."

Jennie · Guru

sappy wrote:

hmmm....

dan and i were dating (very early into our relationship,maybe 3 months) and he was eating grapes. we jokingly decided to share a grape. he had it like half in his mouth so i went to bite "my" half.

i totally bit his lip.

i.was.horrified.

it took me a looooong time (years) to get over feeling to stupid about that.

i can't believe i'm sharing this.

That's better than what I did to my DH...
I gave him a fat lip after I accidentally hit him in the mouth with his belt buckle. Nothing kinky, I promise. Poor guy

Oops.

I can't think of anything funny TBH.

My senior year I was "dating" this guy who was totally hung up on his ex-girlfriend. He was a couple years older than me. He asked me out and then a week later dumped me and said we could be friends. Apparently he wanted a "Friends With Benefits" situation but I held fast to my "I'm waiting for marriage" convictions. We made out, that's about it.

Senior Prom rolled around. I laid down the cash for tickets, my dress, my shoes. He was supposed to meet up with me, my BFF and her boyfriend to go get our flowers for prom. He never showed. I had to order them myself and again foot the bill.
Turns out he was another town with his ex-girlfriend. He got back and called to apologize and said he understood if I didn't want him to go with me.

I said, "No, you're going." I laid down hundreds of my own money (I was working) to go to prom. There was no way that jackass was getting off easy. So I made him go. On the way to Prom, he gives me the "Let's just be friends" speech. OMG- what's supposed to be the happiest, most romantic, most fun time of my whole high school career this jerk says that. Ugh. So we went, I had an okay time.
On the way back to my BFF's house, the idiot stops the car in the middle of the road and wants to make-out! I was so disgusted. He takes me back home and I left him on the front porch standing there like a moron.
I saw him one more time after that for a poetry contest in which I had won second place. I just needed a ride. He gave me the "Let's be friends" speech AGAIN and I slammed the door in his face.
I ran into him two years later at Wal-Mart here in Asheville. He apologized profusely. So I gave him the "Let's just be friends" speech- verbatim. I heard it enough to memorize it. We talked for awhile. He was telling me how he was married and unhappy and how he's getting a divorce. OMG- dude. Please.

He's still married and living about an hour from here.

Toni · Guru

I don't really have a "funny" story to share, but I do remember getting in a fight with George before we were dating about him liking another girl.

This pretty girl Elizabeth was totally hitting on him (we were all sitting in a cemetery getting plastered), and I felt all sorts of jealous. He was talking back to her, and I get super mad and later on when he asked me if I wanted to go hang out at his house (actually, hang in his parent's garage because it was heated), I started crying and told him no, not if E. was going to be there, and I ran off. It was SOOOOO melodramatic, and he doesn't even remember it now. It's funny thinking of how we spent our time in high school-it's no damn wonder I got pg!

Of course, now I know he is a completely oblivious man and didn't even know she was hitting on him. I love my silly guy.

Robin · Guru

I'm still thinking about the question.

I have CPR class tonight for my job, and Henry's Open House is tonight.

Glen will be taking the boys to Henry's school and getting an $8 fundraiser pizza for dinner.

I'm cooking fish sticks and sweet potato crinkle-cut fries for the kids right now.

Ihni if they'll eat sweet potato fries but I thought I'd give it a try.

I haven't decided if I'm going to call them superhero fries or Halloween fries.

Henry is doing his homework in his room while Mark is in there making up a song for Henry on the electric keyboard.

I'm thinking neither of them will be successful.

Robin · Guru

Well, I thought of a high-school one.

I had a neighbor-boy (Mike) a couple houses down that was really nice and cute. His mom told my mom that he wanted to ask me out, and I told my mom that I would say yes if he did.

Well, he asked me IN FRONT OF another neighbor (a girl) who told him that I was already dating somebody and so he shouldn't have asked me. Well I was going out with somebody but we weren't an official couple or anything. Of course, Mike was really embarassed and barely spoke to me again.