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Good morning!

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Have your kids said anything lately that made you laugh?

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good morning.

mikey was crying and i asked him what was wrong... he said:

"I hurt my elmo"

he calls his elbows his elmos.

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sappy wrote:

good morning.

mikey was crying and i asked him what was wrong... he said:

"I hurt my elmo"

he calls his elbows his elmos.

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that is hilarious!

gm ladies!

you guys already heard about jake saying that he fell on the rocks and hurt his penis.  that definitely has taken the cake lately.

oh, but emily did come to me yesterday afternoon holding her crotch and say "my penis hurts."  that was pretty good too.

 



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morning ladies

cole told my brother the other day "i like the way you think" after my brother invited Cole to a day at the zoo with him & ryder



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apies wrote:

sappy wrote:

good morning.

mikey was crying and i asked him what was wrong... he said:

"I hurt my elmo"

he calls his elbows his elmos.

heart.gif



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that is hilarious!

gm ladies!

you guys already heard about jake saying that he fell on the rocks and hurt his penis.  that definitely has taken the cake lately.

oh, but emily did come to me yesterday afternoon holding her crotch and say "my penis hurts."  that was pretty good too.

 



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sappy wrote:

good morning.

mikey was crying and i asked him what was wrong... he said:

"I hurt my elmo"

he calls his elbows his elmos.

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waaaay cute

hope you enjoy a quiter morning today heart.gif



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apies wrote:

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that is hilarious!

gm ladies!

you guys already heard about jake saying that he fell on the rocks and hurt his penis.  that definitely has taken the cake lately.

oh, but emily did come to me yesterday afternoon holding her crotch and say "my penis hurts."  that was pretty good too.

 


poor Emily's penis

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no, not really..
But at Wal-Mart the other day, he did look at the cracker vendor dude and say, "Excuse me sir. I'd like to get some gold fish." And then reached around the man and got himself a bag of goldfish. He was so polite...This is my completely frustrating child who has been reigning supreme in our house with his antics to see how mad Mom and Dad can get and then crying to the world about how cruel we are.....

After one of his little shennanigans Monday, I caught him in the most awful eat sh1t grin when he didn't know I was looking...

Now to get this game of his to stop....

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harrumph

i have to call an exterminator.

i have killed 5 bees in my house today. i have no idea where they are coming from or how they are getting in.

ggggrrrrrrrr

i hate this craptastic old house.

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good morning girls!

my kids have been a riot lately.

Charlie woke me up at 2 am the other night to get him new underwear since his penis kept standing up in the pair he was wearing. :giggle

Josie has started calling everyone by a nickname:
I'm Mommy Bo-Bi Bo Bo
Charlie is Charlie Dukey Dukey Doo or Char Char Bo Bar
Mike is Daddy Dukey Dukey Do



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Good morning!  I love these posts!

Elizabeth cracks us up often, but I am not remembering much right now.  Like Jo, she does make up names for everyone.  I do find my current name humorous.  My new name is Mommy Salami. giggle.gif



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Is honey a good replacement for sugar in ice tea? I keep lowering my sugar but not enough.

On my street there was a cat in the middle of the road. If there are no other cars around I won't go around it because it might decide to run in my directions. Anyway, I honked and this cat turned its head(didn't get up) and looked at me. Honked again and it got up. Honked several more times before it got off the road. I'm thinking maybe it was a cull the herd moment since it was sleeping in the middle of the road.

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Sonya wrote:

good morning girls!

my kids have been a riot lately.

Charlie woke me up at 2 am the other night to get him new underwear since his penis kept standing up in the pair he was wearing. :giggle

Josie has started calling everyone by a nickname:
I'm Mommy Bo-Bi Bo Bo
Charlie is Charlie Dukey Dukey Doo or Char Char Bo Bar
Mike is Daddy Dukey Dukey Do



LOL.  He is going to need a lot of underwear.

 



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Good morning!

My favorite thing Hannah said lately was when she hit her elbow and amidst tears said "I hurt my funky bone!"

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Sonya wrote:

good morning girls!

my kids have been a riot lately.

Charlie woke me up at 2 am the other night to get him new underwear since his penis kept standing up in the pair he was wearing. :giggle

Josie has started calling everyone by a nickname:
I'm Mommy Bo-Bi Bo Bo
Charlie is Charlie Dukey Dukey Doo or Char Char Bo Bar
Mike is Daddy Dukey Dukey Do



LMAO at everything in this post.

 



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Well Faiths cracking me up lately with her Ah Man.

The only thing I can think of lately that Braxton has said that cracked me up was when we were at his back to school thing. He put all the Play food in baskets on the table and ran around telling every one that dinner was done.

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Hi!

The other day, Mark was in my lap and he sneezed.

I said, "Bless you!"

He said, "Ha ha, I bless-you'ed on your knee!"



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Robin wrote:

Hi!

The other day, Mark was in my lap and he sneezed.

I said, "Bless you!"

He said, "Ha ha, I bless-you'ed on your knee!"




That's funny!

I guess really the only funny thing of recently is the where babies come from- viruses. That had us rolling. Of course the thunder comment too- It was storming last week. Don't remember what day but we had a nasty storm roll through one evening and Colin wasn't listening and we had a big clap of thunder around that time and I said, "See what happens when you don't listen? Mommy thunders!" And he looked at me and said, "No, that's God farting."

 

I'm going to Hell for sure for that one. flame.gif

 

 

We met Samson last night! OMG! He's huge! A big puppy! He's 10 months old! The family has had him since he was 3 months old. They can't keep him though they want to b/c they don't have the yard space for him. The husband is in love with this dog and has spent a lot of time training him. They *think* he's pure bred Saint Bernard but DH and I think he's actually more like a Saint Bernard/German Shepard or Saint Bernard/Gold Retriever Mix. The German Shepard part scares me b/c aggressive breeds like that terrify me.
However he did marvelous with us all. He met us all and loved us all- especially Colin. And when Colin wasn't where Colin wasn't supposed to be, he barked at him until Colin was closer and then licked him in the face when he came back to us like he was saying, "Ok kid, you need to stay here and I'll be happy." He minded his master very well and knows several commands. He played with DH and I very well and seemed to like us. We are seriously considering him and if we do agree on him together as a family, we pick him up Friday!

 



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I am cracking up lately at Ivy's choice of words....the other day she said "Mom, you're making me so nervous" lol   I think she meant that I was making her "mad" idk where she got nervous from...she sometimes just makes up stuff that makes no sense confuse I love this age heart.gif

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Sonya wrote:

good morning girls!

my kids have been a riot lately.

Charlie woke me up at 2 am the other night to get him new underwear since his penis kept standing up in the pair he was wearing. :giggle

Josie has started calling everyone by a nickname:
I'm Mommy Bo-Bi Bo Bo
Charlie is Charlie Dukey Dukey Doo or Char Char Bo Bar
Mike is Daddy Dukey Dukey Do




 toooo funny! 



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