I'm laughing about the creepy stalker one. A guy I knew in high school sent me a message. It was clear that he must have examined my page closely before--and the subject of his message was about feeling like a stalker.
But now he sent me a message asking if I really hate my job or if my status updates are jokes. And I know I update about work to make my coworkers laugh but I realized I hadn't said anything about work since we became friends so he must have gone back and read through old posts.